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The Toymaker Screenplay

Updated: Nov 14, 2022

I had a lecturer during my time at Open Window University that I thought was the best fucking thing since sliced cheese, and yet even he had to blink a few times when I put this script together.

To this day, the preeminent question regarding this particular short script is as follows: why lobsters?

Fools, all of them. Lobsters require no justification. Lobsters simply are. Anyone that can't appreciate that simply doesn't understand my brilliance.

The Toymaker

Please, feel free to scream lobster-related facts at me in the comments.

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